My friend who excitedly told me there was a new book about their kids all grown up. I think my eyes broke momentarily from trying so hard not to roll them.
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No chart about how much people “step out”?
I read that as “grimiest”. *Cringe emoji*
I still have side work flashbacks! I worked at a chain steak house that would allow people to throw peanut shells on the floor. We would sweep that shit every night. Every speck. You'd have to have someone come and check your section to make sure every particle of peanut dust was swept off the (black!) floor. Omg,…
Oh, I thought she meant the wedding where her parents and uncle were in the bridal party? Definitely less funny that way.
Lactaid? Does that count as medicine?
Ha, you had me at "fanfic".
I have SO MANY questions about the first story. First of all, wtf? Does vegan=marijuana? And why the hell would you bring them in to hungry wait/kitchen staff and then just walk away? Was it her first day in a kitchen? And then she comes back and is like, oh you guys ATE those?And then is like, oh, btw you guys are…
Being a member of a failed boy band does sound terrible but I am totally fond of saying, "In my day, boy bands had choreography! None of this standing around in skinny jeans!" Then I shake my fist a little.
It's amazing how much hormones can fuck you up. I felt that way too, I knew it couldn't be true based on how infrequently the bf and I had had sex the previous few weeks, and just the timing of how things were happening. According to my doctor, false positives don't happen too often but they still do. I'm so sorry…
Thank you! There are a lot of answers online but a lot of bullshit too! That added a lot to my stress, Googling everything I felt. In my case, I thought I wasn't far enough along to get a positive test. It's terrible to not be taken seriously. I'm glad there was a resolution for you too.
I feel for Ruby. Something similar to this happened to me earlier this year, not to this extent but I had so many symptoms, I was SURE I was pregnant. When I described how I felt to my OB, even she was like, yeah sounds like you're pregnant. But tests were done and I went to 3 more doctors and we found out that I just…
That is right up there with the daddy thing. *Shudder*
Yes!! The only Olive Garden knock-off in West Texas is Fazzoli's! (As a proud West Texan, I get how sad the phrase "Olive Garden knock-off" is. )
I wash my hair daily but I use dry shampoo for a pick-me-up if my hair is looking a little flat. It comes in really handy for the (rare) nights out when I want my hair to look full but don't have time to wash it again.
I had this edition too! The cover is scary as hell, I don't know why my mom bought this for me!
Yes! I totally thought, that poor server had to deal with a Jessica Simpson moment.
That blows. Or doesn't. Anyway, sucks for UNM. Ha, did it again.
Damn, Tyra! I get that this is TYRA Beauty, but damn! I didn't even look at the products because I was SO SICK of seeing her name and face everywhere!! I am definitely not rooting for her.
I love this! But can you rank the Cialis guys next? I always feel so wrong for thinking they are hot, but am always like, daaaamn!