Oh, I went to Disneyland in the summer of Aladdin and you can bet I heard “Never Had a Friend Like Me” and “Whole New World” more than thrice.

I heard “Twi’lek Healing Baths,” which is probably something naughty, based on the social standing of most Twi’lek females we’ve met.

Are we not supposed to do that now? I always do, because I’ve been using phones since the rotary days. Do younger people just jump right into, “Hey! What’s up!” without confirming who they are or who they’re speaking to? Should I just give up and start with “Ahoy hoy!” like Mr. Burns?

The MCU was robbed. I know they’re not as artistic as a lot of the ones that made it, and there’s not much point to putting a movie on the list that everyone’s already seen, but I have never been on an emotional roller coaster like Endgame, and I think it deserves some props.

Bob’s Burgers is so great at capturing introverted nightmare scenarios. I shared their dread when they started to talk about performance circles.

You have clearly never heard a conversation between me and my wife.

PC Principal is an interesting element. He’s been a really hard character to get a bead on over the years, but the way he was introduced is very telling. Trey and Matt have a history of blindly rebelling against political correctness, because it cramps their style, and at first glance, PC Principle seems like another…

Man D. Lorean.

Jyn bends Dyn's broom! Dyn bends Jyn's broom!

I came here to complain about the lack of a hero with the powers of both squirrel and girl.

I like the result, but I kinda hate that it happened. The whole, “We don’t like your creative direction, artists! You will change it to meet our demands!” thing doesn’t sit well with me. It sets a bad precedent.

Just so everyone knows: When I start the app, I get the error message saying it’s unable to connect, but the toolbar on the side still functions, and I was able to navigate to and watch the actual shows.

In her defense, she wasn’t just straight-up stealing $1000. She was positive everything would go without a hitch and they’d get the check back, uncashed.

I really would have been shocked if the service didn’t tank the servers on day 1. There was no other way for a hype-train that big and that fast to reach its destination.

It’s not underscored, but I think it’s intentional. One of the takeaways of this episode is that the only way to ensure Morty dies a peaceful death of old age is if Rick dies and stays dead.

I ate WAY too many Happy Meals yesterday and did pretty good for myself. Got the Hamburger Changeable, Fantasia Mickey, Space Jam Bugs, and the Hamburglar. All I need is that Happy Meal changeable and I’ll have everything I want from this bunch.

Do not tempt me with Courtney Cox!

Yeah, the inclusion of traditional animation has ramped my interest up from none to about 8. 

The policeman’s line was, “If you have a problem with drugs and alcohol...” which leaves the whole thing up in the air.

Please don’t give this publicity, lest it become a THING. “Next year on Hallmark: “Anxiety, Jake & Batman,” “Danger & Bings, Discovery?” and “Toast, Crusters > Faith!”