Wait, so you’re sexting some woman and think it’s reasonable to ask for pics of kids? Dating sure has changed since my day.

Khloe and Kourtney take Menhattan? (I apologize)

If your boyfriend left home a month ago and hasn’t been home since he dumped you a month ago.

How I feel whenever anyone touches me ever.

you are a very good person. as someone like your friend, thank you.

THIS. I don’t really give a shit if someone feels bad for ghosting on someone. They should fucking feel bad - ghosting on someone is a shitty, spineless thing to do.

Many of those who have ghosted are contrite, citing their own fear, insecurity and immaturity

lolololol this is a joke, right

because if she was working as a teacher in a kindergarten, you bet that parents would be calling for her to be fired.

But she wasn’t swearing in front of kindergarteners... she was swearing in front of grown people whose parents (hopefully) are neither shielding them from bad words or calling to complain about their professors.

The city’s Pride Parade, as one Chicago resident pointed out on Twitter, is held in Boystown

In the last couple years of my grandma’s life, she stopped giving any fucks and would wear slippers out to dinner. She would get up from the table the very instant she finished her food and race out to the car, no matter where in the meal the rest of us were. And she upped her one glass of Sauvignon blanc with ice…

My point is that if she wanted to do her own thing rather than being an appendage of her mother she would actually go out and do things on her own rather than riding her mother’s coattails. And no one is shaming her for getting pregnant they’re shaming her for being a goddamn hypocrite.

“I can’t sleep with BOTH your brothers!”

This is great! I was talking to my family about Donald Trump On our Father’s Day carne asada. To my surprise, even my very Mexican parents couldn’t take him serious enough to care. Listen, people need to stop shitting on Latinos, we are the largest minority in this country. You cannot win an election without us.

An evil treasure gnome.

You know which states would have suffered the most if this law was struck down? Conservative states. If Scalia would get his head out of his ass long enough to stop hating our president, he would realize that the majority just did the GOP a huge favor.