Graham blanched when asked if he is a closeted racist.

Smells like sulphur and stale farts.

Bad people live longer than good people.

Don’t cheat on anything.

Chris Paul is only happy in commercials.

Almost everyone dies in the same social class they were born in.

“Nuh uh!”

Slaves were 3/5, not 3/4. 

I’m glad I got to see them again but there’s nothing on the last record that did much for me. 

Seems like Wild Flag feat. St. Vincent.

They are making (much) more money than they’ve ever made before, so, like, yeah.

She is immensely unpopular among the establishment Dems. It would have to be someone older and center-er.

The Stand made me fall in love with the end of the world.

He at least had a sense of humor. And not the laughing-because-everyone else-is-laughing buffoonery of his son.

Back of the bus, gramps!

You must resist the temptation to pander! Have a little dignity!

There’s only one way to get her down to his level.

My internal/eternal 13-year-old is deeply conflicted by this news about Kathy Ireland.

This is a good joke!