Remarkably false equivalence.

I have nothing against climbing. Quite the opposite.

There is no possible universe in which that question makes sense.

How is this a tragedy?

Relax, Mary.

As far as I’m concerned, anyone who refuses to understand the difference between sex and gender should be referred to as the opposite of their preference.

It’s pretty easy, except for the lazy and/or cruel.

Repressed gender confusion.

Donovan is butt. There is no other explanation.

Not unlike the mystifying power of Jordan’s tongue. 

In ten years the average center will be 5'6".

I hate Duke guys but I love shooters. I can’t think of anyone short of Steph Curry who has worked harder to become a useful player. He certainly looked like a bust by year 3 in Orlando.

“Amateur hour.”

One of the most important boners in our nation’s history is when Teddy Roosevelt didn’t realize he could run again until it was too late. The 20th century in America would have been much, much different if we’d got another 4 years of Teddy instead of Shitty Taft and Shittier Wilson.

Lying to the press is not a crime. It’s literally her job to lie to the press.

What’s with all the “Corney”? 

To be fair, he had his head up his ass long before it was cool.

The rich parasite class thinks it’s working great!

Takes one to know one!

Words said in that type of confrontation don’t hold the same weight and would not meet any kind of legal threshold.