Ooh “demented” you found another one! Good for you! I can’t wait til you master using a knife and fork, that’ll be a banner day in the dumbass household. Mommy won’t have to cut up your food for you anymore!

For those of us who primarily remember Stern from his heyday in the 90s, I totally get your apprehension, but over the last 10 years or so, he’s developed into a really good interviewer. He knows how to push people’s buttons, but he also knows how to get them to open up. Celebrities admit to the most embarrassing shit…

Oh noes! Noted liar and dumbass didn’t like my post! Maybe if I find five synonyms for psychopath and call him those, that’ll show him! 

I can’t wait, even though it will undoubtedly trigger another stroke for Drew. 

I forgot about the magnificence of the Tuna FUPA

Yeah, that dealer you recommended sold me garbage. I guess he saves the good stuff for the people he’s fisting. 

For Breitbart, I think I have to be sponsored by an existing member. Wouldn’t know, never been there. you seem pretty familiar with it though (that joke seems about your speed, the “I know you are, but what am I”, the only tool in your rhetorical belt.) Hit me an invite after you’re done polishing your jackboots and…

That’s right, keep pissing into the wind, snowflake. I’m sure the disabled dog community will be up in arms over my last post, you fucking idiot. I see we get a little bit of both in this post, the noble virtue signaller AND the wounded victim. It’s really unfortunate to know I’m going to be “alone and sad.” That will…

Yeah, I’m the one “all in his feelings.”

That’s not exactly what you said, now is it, you lying dickbag? And even if it was, how is that NOT a rude and dismissive response to a multiparagraph post. You offered nothing to the discussion, you made one snotty sentence and dipped. Who the fuck do you think you are? Do you think you can just say whatever the fuck…

Asshole, you don’t get to rewrite history. Retroactively absolving yourself of any responsibility may make you feel better, and if it helps you sleep at night, MORE POWER TO YOU. You may feel your comment was “mildly snarky” but that is your own self-serving opinion, and no one else is under any obligation to indulge…

No, I characterize you starting shit as starting shit. And I’m the sensitive one? Remind me which one of us has been whining like a fucking child about being bullied and pantomiming a giant victim act the last two weeks. Pretty sure it wasn’t me. And yes, we are on the AV Club, and if you can’t handle being called out…

I called you out on your trolling bullshit and you began your long “oh poor me why is this horridsome brute abusing me so” song and dance rather than back up anything you said. You want to be “snarky” you need to be prepared to back it up. Don’t let your mouth write checks your ass can’t cash.

You did read them? Ok, then on what fucking planet is 12:21 ten minutes after 12:19, you massive fucking moron? So now we’ve established you’re either incapable of telling time and basic math, or just a bad fucking liar.

Timestamps on the posts you incredible dumbass.

Wow, were you literally hitting refresh every thirty seconds waiting for my reply, you fucking maniac? And why the question mark in the first sentence, are you not sure of yourself, or did your GED class not do punctuation yet?

Dude, it wasn’t a funny joke the first time you tried it. I know beating a dead horse is kinda your thing, but this is getting tiresome. They say perseveration is an early sign of paranoid schizophrenia. And your weird fixation on me isn’t healthy either.

Oh sugarpie did I make you mad? You’re clearly fuming with rage. I’m surprised your hands were able to even type this out, so shaking with indignation you clearly were in these venom-dripped words so loaded with malice and hatred.

Oh princess, again with the projection. How can written words be “red in the face”? And how is one sentence, “Skyler fucked Ted Beneke for attention” a tirade? It’s funny you found so many words to describe my mental state, but you’re attaching so much emotional emphasis to another person’s words that just aren’t…

Dude, thank you for sharing about the pissing problem. I’ve had EXACTLY this problem my entire life, and I’m 42. Nothing has ever helped. I’m resolved to waking up 3-5 times a night to pee. My husband actually bought me a chamber pot, so I get to empty a full bowl of rancid urine every morning. But the occasional…