Dude I was a manager in women’s clothing at a Macy’s. If I had a nickel for every shit found in a changing room...

1. No one who isn’t an incel or a 13 year old girl starts any written missive with lol

“Did it to get back at Walt.” Like, to piss him off, GETTING HIS ATTENTION? Swing and a miss, dumbass.

Illegal shift?

Wow, the stink of desperation is getting strong, puddin’. ANOTHER “I know you are but what am I” pivoting to a couple of strawmen making me a sexist. Skyler fucked Ted Beneke for attention. DEAL WITH IT.

So played and unoriginal you felt the need to reply at 1:00 AM to show how unaffected and unimpressed you were. Actions speak louder than words. Methinks the incel doth protest too much.

I confess it’s not in my top ten even for today, but it’s still miles better than anything your semen and Mountain Dew Code Red encrusted keyboard has ever cranked out.

I know, having seen your limited vocabulary and range of opinions, that all those giant words with multiple syllables must have been very frustrating and confusing, but just show that to an adult and they’ll explain to you just why you’ve been barking up the wrong tree and why it’s a good thing you’re so frightfully…

Yeah, one of us is having a good time making fun observations about the other’s lame-ass comments while the other has used the same three adjectives, “deranged” “unhinged” “lunatic” over and over, insisting that written words are somehow “screaming” at them. There’s a term for that. It’s called gaslighting. It has…

An application your parents filled out and put in front of you to sign when you were 17 or 18, after at least 4 years of indoctrination of “IF YOU DON’T GO TO THIS SUPER GREAT COLLEGE YOU WILL BE A FAILURE AND DESTITUTE.”

I thought he was good in “The Big Kahuna” but that’s about it.

You are aware you’ve been exposed as an utter hypocrite, completely full of shit and completely unable to let any sleight, real or imagined, go without a retort, lame and unimaginative as those retorts may be. If you think you vacillatory protestations are making you look more mature or enlightened, that only…

Early December 2012. Just back in New York City, newly unemployed after working in Virginia for Obama’s re-election campaign, invited to my ex-roommate’s (we’d also dated briefly) Christmas party. I met this very cute, very funny Filipino guy there who just seemed so damn nice. Being the absolute wallflower I am, I…

Medicare rates aren’t substantially lower than prevailing contracted rates most insurance carriers negotiate with practices, and speaking as a medical administrator for a doctor’s office, most practices EAGERLY accept medicare because MEDICARE ALWAYS PAYS. The insurance companies will mysteriously deny things all the…

It’s so cute watching you trying to be clever and condescending like a real grownup. It’s like those Haribo commercials a few years ago with the little kids all dressed up like businessmen pretending to work at the gummi bear company. It would be almost endearing if it weren’t so sad and pathetic.

So they’re planning to hold him back for three games, and that fourth game is against the Chargers in Mexico City, where the field conditions will be notoriously bad. It seems crazy to me that they wouldn’t hold him back that one more week, especially since their bye week is the following week. If he tweaks it on the…

Sure it isn’t, Mongo. It was an excellent comeback, not at all derivative of the retort to which it’s responding at all. Your post was in no way a pathetically obtuse attempt at deflection, but rather a truly sick burn, the likes of which I’ll never recover from.

“I know you are but what am I?” is what took a week to cook up? Busy week trimming your neckbeard and naming this weeks’s intake of stray cats?

Eeep, I stand corrected. 19-17, forgot about his first season, 2000, where the Bledsoe led Pats went 5-11.

Well, he’s 14-6 coaching the Patriots without Brady (11-5 in Brady’s injured ‘08 season and 3-1 when Brady was suspended the first 4 games of 2016) I think Belichick would relish the challenge of building the team around a new QB, setting it up for success for the next generation. It’s really the last possible…