..I wouldn’t want anyone coming for my beer, after all.

Dude, you need to stay in more. 

I’ve transitioned from really enjoying NFL Sundays to really enjoying college football Saturdays. Good games and great matchups are on for, like, 15 straight hours.

“I meant my apology and you’re welcome”???

All these ads have done is made me want a Guinness. 

The movie takes a few moments to explore the clown’s origins, but in making clear how long Pennywise has been a part of Derry, you can’t help but feel sad for the demon because the film illustrates how Pennywise is like that friend from your hometown who never managed to reach escape velocity, move, and do something…

Maybe Stephen King ain’t your jam, friend.  

When I see a monkey stick a finger in its crack, sniff it and then fall out of a tree, it’s like looking in a mirror, you know?

So when you’re at a urinal, you unzip your pants, pull the top of your boxers down through the fly of your pants, and piss with the stretch elastic of your boxers held in defiance of gravity as it threatens to redirect piss into your eye should your grip of it slack? Or do you just not use urinals?

Every damn key you suggested I used within the last hour. Guarantee you that the code running this website has plenty of brackets ‘[’, braces ‘{’, pipes ‘|’ and tildes ‘~’.

watch a lot of kids pee, do ya?

Advertisement has it’s place. If it costs more to advertise your product with equal effectiveness, the monetary cost of that product goes up. If sites don’t get that advertising money because advertisers don’t see the benefit of it, those sites go away or start putting everything behind paywalls. Then we have to…

They’re actually being very literal with the ratings on this one. It’s based on the scene where he is dancing around in his underwear.

Jesus. With hobbies like this, I bet this guy is an extra virgin.

Well in real life we have to live somewhere, on the internet we dont. Facebook is a choice. No one is forcing you to use it. I never have and I’m just fine.

It’s mesmerizing. It’s perfect.

Idris Elba, who has screamed at the top of his lungs how much he hates being Heimdall for years, really, really wants to be Heimdall, y’all.

Unfortunately, it’s immediate aftermath where she becomes a drug addicted stripper in vegas and has weird pool sex with Paul Atreides is not covered.

Sorry, there's only two kinds of wine flavors: Franzia chillable red, and then Franzia chillable red when I put vodka in it.