Ah. That makes more sense.

Drew started pregaming too early.

<never mind>

Hell, give him time and LSUFreek would do a better *.gif than this one

And then Halloween rolls around...

Unlike his victims, Ray Lewis jokes will never die

How did the Cowboys become 'America's Team'? I'll tell you how: The Redskins.

The USMNT has issued the following statement:

Von Miller listened to them, before they went mainstream

Those business assholes playing their Ferengi games

At least Benedict Arnold doesn't have five dead hookers to his name

I'm pretty sure there were better HS stadiums in the mid 1980s than Foxboro (eg, Ratliff Stadium in Odessa, TX)

Gregggggggggggggg Easterbrook says the Football Gods are happy that McKenzie chose an UDFA over a fourth-round draft pick, but they would be even happier if he would have kept an UDFA tight end - preferably from an Ivy League school

Let's Watch Najeh Davenport Take a Dump Over A Car For $200

That's Matt Millen the great football player speaking. Not the HOLY SHIT WHY ISN'T HE FIRED YET Matt Millen of the past decade

The Braves left because of (a) new ownership and (b) interest became near zero in the mid 60s with the decline to mediocrity and the rise of the Packers.

Probably. The Bravers were almost raking it as much as the Angels, Giants, White Sox, etc, but in a far smaller market.

The big guy's indifference is almost as good

WIAC FTW

I can't believe Peter King was involved on this decision. It was "We're going to say 'Washington football team.'" If PK got involved, the statement would say "Legit 90% chance we're going to say 'Washington football team.' Maybe"