“We think it will be dilutive to the product in the short term.”

Don’t even own a bike, man.

I like that your response to something that doesn’t really take any extra time or money or resources is to yell and be sarcastic. It’s super productive.

Remember “binders full of women”? That was a thing (it has its own Wikipedia page) and I’m not sure it would even merit a second mention were it to happen in this election cycle.

Are we allowed to do Anchorman quotes again yet? Because I feel like there’s one that applies to this.

You don’t need to do this if you already have all of Evan Stone’s videos on your hard drive.

You seem to understand his point, but you’re yelling at him for something else entirely. This Kinja is...fine. It’s just fine.

Nothing gay with that, so it’s not really a problem for good ole boys.

Was hearing Drew not punishment enough? WE’LL CHANGE JUST TELL US WHAT YOU WANT.

Is this supposed to be like, double meta?

So write it already.

Interesting, I’ll have to listen to that. And even in a depressing area of Louisiana, Grosse Tete is a whole different level.

Personal experience, unfortunately. Was the truck stop profiled on the show?

The Tiger Truck Stop in Grosse Tete, LA is the most Louisiana thing ever: a piece of shit gas station with a tiger tranqed out of its mind in a piece of shit cage for idiot kids to gawk at when their dad’s RV pulls over after trying to run cars off of Breaux Bridge into the Atchafalaya Basin for ten miles to grab some…

Do you think he’s Garry Kasparov?

He’s gone full Florida.

I just learned that midfield logos have Kinja accounts.

The blacks built them all while they were asleep. Duh.

Jerry makes money.

“Barber, 22, went on to finish a disappointing 10th in Rio.”