In a muscle tank and cargo pants, with Sketchers boots. Okay.

Very sorry this free web site that asks literally nothing of you doesn’t meet your needs or standards.

Oh come on, if you love Madonna at all (and I do, madly), then you’ve accepted her whole “I am WAY too up my own ass” thing a looooooong time ago.

oh for fuck’s sake with the flowers and the ocean

I mean, we super can, but fun for you.

I once got up from balling this dude and it looked like we’d rolled around in chocolate pudding.

Straight people, I swear to god.....

This is a Disney theme attraction and why would you make it historically accurate. Did you want to get into tea taxes and trade embargos, too?

Rarely do you come in at sea level.

Nobody “deserves” to die of their own mistake. She died in pain and fear, if that makes you feel more righteous.

When doing a thing, especially in another country, pay attention to the locals - who all were running down the beach when the engines started.

I want to edit that their so bad

Depends on whether it’s American Gods, where our worship makes them stronger, or their “just” superheroes with big fan followings.

Cool, I’m really going to look forward to being called a racist because I’m caucasian and wear this stuff - while white storm and black Rogue stand right beside me.

HA HA no.

That is NOT fucking true. Who are all of these fucking liars here? Jesus Christ.

Holy. Shit.

Batman gets a thousand times less interesting when he’s trying to be a “detective.” When your enemies are psychologically compelled to leave you clues, you’re not much of a detective.

Same. I assumed next movie would be Planet of the Apes and remake the 1968 version to fit the new series.

Yeah, well that guy just came in his pants SO hard after reading this.