But you might have been joking. Shrug.

Actually from Ireland here, wanker.

“I’m a limey brit, wot wot!”

If this was the ‘80s, Becky, Becky’s Crew, Becky’s FORMER Crew, and her current bisexual lover would all have made response tracks, then diss tracks on Becky, who would have responded with a remix, and then a group she was kicked out of redoing her song. Citation: The Real Roxanne.

It’s a very good thing that neither my husband nor myself make music, sparing you the ALBUMS of our bullshit fighting.

No. No no no no. That movie is shit on top of shit.

I can’t wait until 2026 when iPod, the Motion Picture comes out. “What’s that?” “Some old music listening device I found in the attic.” “What’s an attic?” ATTIC THE MOTION PICTURE COMING 2033

If I remember my Cyberpunk 2020, I’d need to roll a 4d6 defense, with +2 upgrades and wetwear to keep from being damaged or overwritten.

I swear to you by all that is holy that the music is THE worst part. It was like some studio suit went “Hey what if Ferris Bueller was Rain Man but also Star Lord?”

I swear to you it is not even that. I would have been there for that. I LIVE FOR THAT. This is so not that as to make a man pissed off enough to harp on it three days later. It’s THAT not that.

That you’re a dick who slams people for no reason? Okay.

I have a feeling you’d apply that to literally any review that didn’t agree with your preconceived feeling about something being “teh awesome.”

Oh FUCK HER, I totally forgot about that character, who made Medusa look like a best friend. Such an asshole.

I’m so glad we could have a discussion about a person’s personal taste factors rather than the actual fucking movie.

I don’t usually go out of my way to slam movies - I figure it’s a matter of personal taste so why bother - but this movie was so aggressively bad that I feel honor bound to warn people. It’s just SO UP ITS OWN ASS it can’t be a movie for two seconds. Plot threads don’t play out; characters are alllllll over the…

When they tried to make the Inhumans replace mutants in the comicverse, they really should have ditched a lot of the Inhumans baggage - including the spaceship city and the royal family garbage. Their history is a relic of the ‘60s in every way, it needed cleaning up. And having Medusa be a constant aloof asshole in…

That was fantastic.

No. God no. Fuck no. Brad Pitt was the angel we didn’t deserve, and he arrived in Gina Davis’ bed at just the moment we needed him. How dare you.

oh..... my....GOD THEN FUCK THIS SHOW ENTIRELY IF THERE IS NOT A VAGINA THROUGH WHICH TO PASS CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT AND PLOT PACING

I was in Carbondale/at SIUC when the eclipse in ‘93 rolled through. It was the weirdest thing I’d ever seen and I still remember the strange color the lake got and how all the birds suddenly went dead silent.