Right, you definitely have to decarb, but you certainly don’t smoke it that way or run out of the house with it.

Given that that is in no way how weed works - no. Good story tho.

“Aw-STAN-sup-bubbly, AHHHshole.”

Find me a fine Bostonian who can say “ostensibly” and I’m with you.

Good. God.

I would entirely shit myself if a bus sized sea creature casually surfaced right next to my very tiny bro boat.

So THAT is the fabled swimsuit issue? Never saw one before - and the whole thing is super gross.

She might have forgiven him, but she DAMN well will never forget.

It’s not a skin color. It’s an ethnicity. Just as flouncing around with a limp wrist does not make you gay, nor does putting an entire army of dicks up your ass - neither does making your skin dark make you a black woman.

Then I have zero idea how to explain what you should be looking forward to with much antici.......................................................pation.

She snatched that kid away from him exactly like a person who just realized who they are married to.

I don’t understand people and their crazy weddings at all. It’s not a carnival, it’s a thing, a thing you decided to invite people to attend - no part of that needs to be forcing them to do shit for you, to you, at you, around you, etc. We had 70 guests at our wedding. Informal. Everybody pigged out and got drunk.…

Leslie, the Internet had JUST calmed down about you. Don’t give it any ideas.

You are my new god.

Million voices. Crying out. Put joke together yourself.

I am not excited by this news.

Oh good lord, of course it’s form fitting boob armor. So glad Wonder Woman did not do that.

“We see you’re using an ad blocker.” You’re damned right I am, you’re trying to show me ads.

Unless they have strings on their arms and mind control rays, guess who is still a functioning adult?

I just cringed at the inevitable confrontations when white cosplayers want to wear this stuff and nobody’s mature enough to have that conversation. Brrrr.