At least in baseball brawls the catcher removes his facemask. Nothing looks stupider than punching a dude in a full helmet.

I was not prepared for that. Fuck.

One really has to watch that whole thing to fully enjoy the schadenfreude.

Yeah, but you were excited to see them PLAY. Would you be just as excited to see them work out?

OOOH PETA is going to buy out GOOP now to make her stop selling this shit.

Nah. All that kool-aid drinking does is apparently blind people to otherwise unacceptable behavior.

I’ll have you know Glens Falls has not one, not two, but three Thai food places. No good Chinese food, though.

That is being way to charitable.

You get 1 step on the gather or something...

Preposterous. Crab Rangoon. Things of that nature.

They need to fire whoever went all-in on their uniforms and court look. The highlighter yellow and triangle background all scream of too-busy college hoops design. Their classic logo with just regular old red and yellow design is such a good one, yet the insist on wearing this garbage. It helps me forget they are a…

If I never hear the words “Personal Brand” again, it’ll be too soon.

These are all excellent points.

Get a colonoscopy if you’re that age, people. This is shit news.

If LeBron James can wear a shorts-suit to a press conference, you better believe someone can pull this thing off.

If LeBron James can wear a shorts-suit to a press conference, you better believe someone can pull this thing off.

You will never find more shit that can kill you over the course of a 30-year career than in a teachers’ lounge. Who eats freshly-baked cookies at 8:00 in the morning? Teachers. What profession accidentally has a dozen DIFFERENT baked goods brought in on the same day before Christmas? Teaching. What bosses feel…

Tell you what my alcohol intake increased during early fatherhood. We were on a “1 bottle for you, 1 bottle for me while mommy sleeps” routine for a minute there.

Do you think, after putting on his third necklace, Johnny Depp reached for a fourth and took a pause to think “no, four is too many necklaces” and the proceeded to put it on anyway?

I’m going to cry when Terry Gross retires.