a piece of toast. look, i did it again. i'm milking this for all it's worth at this point.

The piece of toast won't. Our rivalry begins, @avclub-8821df2b67e44f4b1af11a79d2103b08:disqus

No, you're thinking about Roger Ailes

Why would I need to download a Netflix movie?

This looks great- sign me up.

the heat is on

Ok, but I want to know the context of the header image.

Sorry about stealing the toast reference, it's a dog eat dog world in the comment section.

Rocky?

He's been solid as Glenn Thrush in the Spicer sketches lately.

they have real creative differences

Don't worry, we always have alternate dimension Bobby, who is currently in a feud with a piece of toast.

Why don't people like this? It's not a Newswire, but it's fun.

And an earpiece so he doesn't have to do work anymore.

*annoyed grunt*

Frost is definitely the best part of Boxtrolls, and I say that as someone who loathes that movie.

Freaking 29. Seriously.

That's mean and probably inaccurate but hilarious. "Where'd you guys come from?" cracked me up.

@sylvestre_matuschka:disqus @avclub-ef7d8ff636c7f5e86f5e63b5acfd2859:disqus
great minds think alike

*burps*