None of it is cute, it’s a bunch of boxy shapes.

Expensive things can be ugly

That’s madness, so much money to sink into a phone, I hope they realize this later and feel some kind of way about it.

What in the world kind of phones cost 4 thousand dollars!?

I recently got engaged and I’m constantly afraid of losing this ring but I guess the answer is to get one SO BIG the weight of the decision never leaves you. I’m kidding but holy shit that thing is huge. So big it starts to lose reality?

Because people start conversations or comment on it

If only these repressed bean bag chairs in khakis would live the lives they try to deprive others of.

Everytime Lena Dunham fucks up she retreats to every shitty stereotype - oh no I’m just a young, silly, naive woman trying to make it in the world. Either you’re fucking here with us or not make up your mind.

My father was an R&B connoisseur evidenced by my ability to recall Portrait and get blank stares from my friends. There are no lies here.

The denial runs so deep though. People are actually destroying coffee machines in the name of preserving their comfortable ignorance. We’re beyond the pale.

The internet is not your place.

I have and wear one that isn’t very visible until your standing directly next to me but yeah I tend to agree

I thought my comically large HMMM would have given away the sarcasm. But I was wrong.

Emma Thompson continues to be a goddess

Andy Cohen is SUPER boring.

To be clear, it’s not a bad place to operate from - especially if there are anxieties that keep you from going out and being social - but she’s def in the overkill territory. Like girl, take a break.

I tend to agree, but I think you lose the right to make the distinction when your redemption story includes getting sober for your family and your career and then patently ignores any other parties hurt in the past. I can’t say or assume that he didn’t make amends during his healing but it would seem there are women…

Is the ven diagram of these particular people and people who have never seen a Batman movie pre-2000, in fact just a giant circle?

I still love me a vintage Coach bag (from back when they had gorgeous soft leather in classic shapes with hardly any branding) but when they decided to do their own junior rendition of LV it all went straight to shit

Lea continues to be quenchless - does she just not have enough friends? I swear I was like this in my early twenties, new to Myspace and ignoring the awesome folks in my own backyard in favor of the adoration of randos from the internet.