Oddly enough, it’s “Carl’s Jr.” which is why *I* won’t go. Because fuck people who are that ungrammatical.

I know you’re probably kidding, and that this is kind of heavy for a Dirtbag, but don’t let yourself think that your issues make you unworthy of being with someone.

Clothed people? How...quaint.

LOVE the Mighty B! She’s the Leslie Knope Prequel!

Well, if we ignore the fact that I’m broken and refuse to inflict myself on others

Cosigned. I’m a firm believer in not actively giving people a reason to be mad at me. If you’re going to spew off a bunch of bullshit, it’s going to come back to bite you in the ass at one point.

NO, NO, NO. You are not allowed to think like that. This is a religion, not a science. You can only deal in absolutes when talking climate.

My cats try to stalk it, but as soon as it jumps up, it freaks them out enough that they run away long enough to get it out of their furrly homicidal reach. I have a mini ‘coptor, not one of the quads, but the idea should translate.

My cats try to stalk it, but as soon as it jumps up, it freaks them out enough that they run away long enough to get…

My cats flee in terror.

My cats flee in terror.

I had one and my cat would not stop chasing it and trying to swat it down! I say had because you can imagine the state it ended up in but good times were had all around. Worth it!

I had one and my cat would not stop chasing it and trying to swat it down! I say had because you can imagine the…

So here’s where I’m a little confused: Spencer Wells and his ilk were saying up until a few years ago that Homo sapiens didn’t successfully leave Africa until about 50,000 years ago, which would mean we were still far off in Africa when Toba blew. But back in 2003 or so, Steven Oppenheimer argued that we actually…

“Never loan anybody your pickup truck.” is a lesson that needs to be burned into the brains of anyone who buys a pickup. Just by it’s nature, anybody who wants to use your truck is not asking for it because they need to transport a cardboard box filled with lace dollies. They’re going to beat that thing like a rented…

Being polite and honest is just the best and right way to go about life in general. When people are carrying guns, it's in ones best interest to be honest and polite.

I am jealous you live in a community where you know and wave at cops. And you are right, if you are honest, you tend to not catch as much shit. I've been pulled over a few times, and if you are polite and honest and put them at ease, you'll get a better outcome. That just isn't the case for a lot of people…

I know what you’re thinking, and you can try to run. You can try to hide. But you will break on through to the Otter side.

I was under the impression they were cold-blooded killers. Am I misinformed?

haha good one :P
but non-joking, ubuntu has been kind to my laptop battery!

Windows 7 feels fucking ancient compared to Windows 10.

I don’t know about you but the laptop I had 10 years ago with XP on it sucked ass for battery life. I don’t imagine that it’s gotten any better since Microsoft stopped doing anything to improve XP.

You forgot to mention the awful music which would have justified his death .....