I live in Kentucky, not far from where this is happening. She IS still getting paid, even though she is not doing her job. Not only is she not issuing marriage licenses, she closed her whole office one day last week just because she was tired of all the questions. Her salary is 80k per year... no way is she leaving…

The reality is these people whole-heartedly think gay people are gross and committing a crime against “the” lord (you know, everyone’s lord whether you agree with it or not). They truly think it is their birthright to fight and oppose it because they think it is wrong. Sadly, there is not really anything to convince…

Ah, but she WANTS to be thrown in jail. That would put the War on religion, martyr-0-meter on 11.

Oh god do I wish I did.

I ALWAYS fight dirty.

Technically a watch, analog or digital is a chronometer, it does not count as a time machine. A machine that displays the “correct” time does not “make time” or control time only displays the passing of the subjective interpretation of the abstract construct of “time”.

Not convinced it is whisky in there .... Let’s go thru a conversation with the crew to put the bottle in the bridge “ Hamish, I want you to place this full bottle of Whisky in the bridge tomorrow mornin’. Ronald, Sir pardon the bluntness, but r u daft, you want me to place a perfectly good bottle of whisky in a hole…

The box clearly said don’t open until we have time machines!

http://www.amazon.com/Cat-Dancer-101…

Try this for $2. They lose their damn minds.

Purchased this DVD to learn the secrets of surfing the Internet with my mind. DVD will not play in Windows 10. Two stars. Would not recommend.

Sorry but I have my own means of communication: I hired a village from someplace in Africa to scan the internet for posts that I might want to comment. They send me a letter of the OP’s text and I send them a letter with my reply. They post it online on behalf of me and earn a penny per post.

brilliant. bravo man.

“And for 17 easy payments of $179,009.99, I’ll send you a DVD explaining how to do it.”

Don’t listen to him, he just sends you a burnable DVD with the word “You are an idiot” written on it.

Everybody Please Throw him all your Money!!!!!!!!

I can attest to this method. I can’t believe that I lived without it! With it you can make $500,000,000,000,000 USD Per Day! And you don’t even have to be Nigerian Royalty!

Now scan me!

Are you using “shitter”...like Alec Baldwin and Cartman?

thanks, Omaha

First paragraph: “Ugh, this guy.”