Anyone who has cats will understand what’s going on here. While the kitties are generally well behaved and quite lovable, you occasionally get one that’s a jerk. My last cat, Zipper, was a jerk. No.....he wasn’t. He just hated everyone except for a select few. He was the sweetest, kindest cat to me, my roommate and my…

Uh uh. I know what you’re thinking. “Did he fire six shots or only five?” Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you’ve gotta ask yourself one question: “Do I feel lucky?”…

Know what that is? Do ya? Huh? Huh? Do ya? Do ya? Doyadoyahuhdoya? It’s a player token for the worlds toughest game of Trivial Pursuit. Double the pie pieces, twice the frustration.

I am the very model of a modern major general, I’ve information vegetable, animal and mineral, I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical, from Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;

***Otter Note***

Oh holy crap! If those are it’s patrons, then that must be the worst wishing well ever!

Smokey the Bearsharktopus says “Rawrgh!”

Waiting sucks. I want gifs and I want them now!

Whoever did the Photoshop job on this picture should have used a donkey instead of a cow.

This is a test of the Emergency Ophthalmological Association. If you can view the accompanying picture without squinting, your vision is good. If you must squint we urge you to go get some glasses you old coot! This concludes the test of the Emergency Ophthalmological Association. We now join your regularly selected…

“Ged dif fugin foap oup uf muh mouf!”

Realistic Rocko anyone?

Ladies and gentlemen, please remain calm. Do not attempt to adjust your blog.

Vacation! All I ever wanted. Vacation! Had to get away. Vacation! Meant to be spent alone.