Hey there folks! Long time no oddity.

Howdy all you happy people! Guess what? It’s Wednesday! And this is an oddities post! Now, I realize you normally get your oddities on Tuesdays, but this is a special occasion. Instead of Tuesday, you get my Not-Even-Close-To-Being-A-Regular-Feature-Anymore on Wednesday instead.

Good morning everyone! Long time no see. Well, not really. I’m here every day. But it’s been a while since I’ve done an oddities post. I have my reasons. The main reason though, is because I have new coaching duties that interfere with my posting. As in, the time when I usually would write the post is the time when I…

Wanted: someone with a hale and hearty constitution to come over and start my truck. Will provide the keys. Willing to pay extra if the truck starter cranks the heat up and then sits in my seat to warm it up.

Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! Wait......that’s not the sky.......

HO HO HO! Merry Galapagos Islands!

No no.....I’m fine. Once we win the ten grand from that funny video show, it’ll be worth the surgery....

Ok. Yep. I’m doing it. I’m actually going to do this. Good taste be damned.

Poor kids. Today is their first day of school. I’d feel sorry for them, but I just can’t. In fact, I think they deserve it, the little rat bas.......I mean, poor kids. Oh well. I guess it’s time to go get busy fixing all the stuff that worked until the kids touched it.

Up the Hartlepool FC!

Anyone who has cats will understand what’s going on here. While the kitties are generally well behaved and quite lovable, you occasionally get one that’s a jerk. My last cat, Zipper, was a jerk. No.....he wasn’t. He just hated everyone except for a select few. He was the sweetest, kindest cat to me, my roommate and my…

Uh uh. I know what you’re thinking. “Did he fire six shots or only five?” Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you’ve gotta ask yourself one question: “Do I feel lucky?”…

Know what that is? Do ya? Huh? Huh? Do ya? Do ya? Doyadoyahuhdoya? It’s a player token for the worlds toughest game of Trivial Pursuit. Double the pie pieces, twice the frustration.

I am the very model of a modern major general, I’ve information vegetable, animal and mineral, I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical, from Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;

***Otter Note***

Oh holy crap! If those are it’s patrons, then that must be the worst wishing well ever!

Smokey the Bearsharktopus says “Rawrgh!”

Waiting sucks. I want gifs and I want them now!