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Guten tag mein herr und herren!

Today, congress will vote to impeach the Cheeto-in-chief. There is no doubt that the vote will pass. The articles wil…

Never has a man made me laugh so hard, both as a child, and now as a 50 year old....child.

Hope everyone is enjoying their Oyster Day!

Found them at the store I stop at every morning.

Hello, and welcome to the Twilight Mystery Outer Science Limits 3000 Zone. I’m your host, Elvira Svenghoulie, and…

Is it the alpaca-lips? WHERE MY ROLL CALL AT?

Man.....without a Roll Call, where am I going to complain about things?

Are you all enjoying the weekend as much as me?

One ringy-dingy, two ringy-dingy.......

Hey there folks! Long time no oddity.

Howdy all you happy people! Guess what? It’s Wednesday! And this is an oddities post! Now, I realize you normally…

Good morning everyone! Long time no see. Well, not really. I’m here every day. But it’s been a while since I’ve done…

Wanted: someone with a hale and hearty constitution to come over and start my truck. Will provide the keys. Willing…

Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! Wait......that’s not the sky.......

HO HO HO! Merry Galapagos Islands!

No no.....I’m fine. Once we win the ten grand from that funny video show, it’ll be worth the surgery....

Ok. Yep. I’m doing it. I’m actually going to do this. Good taste be damned.

Poor kids. Today is their first day of school. I’d feel sorry for them, but I just can’t. In fact, I think they…