Land of The Free, Home of The Photosensitive Epilepsy
I guess even security doesn't want to tackle in the Pro Bowl.
I thought it was rated BG because the franchise is 2/3 of the way into the grave.
IT'S THE UGLIEST SWEATER WE'VE HIPSTERS HAVE DREAMED ABOUT!
♫Been working my pitch
I'm punching my bitch
Eight hours for what??
Ho, give me what you got!
I've got this feeling,
That guy's been cleaning you out
I'll hit the ceiling
But first I'll tear up that clown!
Now I'm gonna induce abuse
I just blew my fuse
Cease? Bitch please!
I'll slap you back on your knees!
Whack! And… Read more
I go to a lot of children's birthday parties. These parties are virtually identical. You go to a gym, you take off…