I never liked Dark Messiah though a lot of that had to do with loving the earlier Might and Magic games and viewing Dark Messiah as a fumbled reboot as the series was dying. It's probably better than I gave it credit for when it came out nearly 15 years ago, its just one I'm not sure I want to spend the time with even…

Furniture is bad, books is AWFUL. After the third time of trying to move with a library that was growing from 700+ books to over 1000 I swore I would only use professional movers in the future. It certainly was a life saver with our last move

Not having Heroes I have to ask if there is at least a mostly useless Dancer class? Cause for sure what everyone wants over a Mounted Bow user is a goddamn Dancer

I'm not sure Momo is the WORST, she can easily be pretty annoying but I got a lot of humor out of knowing the voice actress doing her voice from other stuff. I think we can all agree that the kid with the guns is the best.

I was working in a theater as well and I remember finding so many empty alcohol containers in that movie- once I found a completely empty bottle of Captain Morgan and I just sympathized with the poor lout who had brought it in

It'll be something, that's for sure. Whether its "interesting" is really another matter entirely

I initially was thinking The Hills Have Eyes on Final since it has a 2006 remake of a 1977 original. The date though was just too much to pass up, so despite not even remembering the Omen had a remake I had to go with that

"Parks closed, the moose out front should have told you so"

You don't even need to reinterpret their statements, just haul their corpse out of the ground and put it on trial for heresy to make all their actions illegitimate. There is precedent here

Scott Stapp is either too drunk still or not drunk enough. It's hard to tell sometimes

That header image looks like it belongs on a mid-90s RPG, something like Suikoden or Tactics Ogre

Not gonna lie, if the clue was looking for a Futurama answer I might have blurted out "Why not Zoidberg" no matter how wrong it was

Except "South Park" was in quotation marks; that's not a case for an Oxford comma as the title is clearly delineated from the rest of the sentence

I don't think so. While not expensive, any individual stuffed animal is going to be a couple bucks (for the bigger ones at least). As long as he was wins EVERY time he'll stay ahead of the companies, but if he loses even a couple times then he falls behind.

There are two loose pikachus'.

I count what looks like 7, though a few could be rainbow sheep

I take it you didn't like Sausage Party?

If I'm ever on Jeopardy I'm going to try and answer every clue with "Why…" just to see how long it takes for Trebek to go insane.

Handling it better than Sparks is an awfully low bar to clear and doesn't mean he's good at it. I've tended to find most of his films boring to bland because of how much melodrama he piles in there without giving us a reason to care

Voices of a Distant Star may have been his best written story because it was so short and simple. You could expand it a bit if you want to flesh it out more, you just really don't need to.