I am sorry for this. I think your point is valid and I agree with it, but you have presented me with too good an opportunity to resist. Again, I apologize for my weak will.  This is meant humorously and without a shred of mean spirit.

You win

I doubt it. That stock has had a long uptrend. I imagine the shareholders are just fine.   

“Are any of these apps ever going to take you to court for using a fake name? Probably not, but it’s 2020 so I don’t put anything past anyone anymore.”

I was given an Index by an (extremely generous) old friend for a major event in my life. It is awesome, but this appeals because it just seems easier to get going if you want a quick gaming session (as opposed to a long bender).

Seconded

Goddamn it, I have missed opportunities, haven’t I...

Unfortunately, I know a couple of seemingly hetero dudes that purport to enjoy watching big dicks because they enjoy the discomfort it evidently causes the actress.

Thank you for preventing my disappointment

It really does not.  

So fucking lame. This show was awesome.  

So good. So fucking good.  

Nothing unconstitutional about that!

Bravo, sir.  

This is one of the key differences between the left on the right.  We want justice no matter what, even if it ropes in our people.  They want justice unless its for their people.  Or cheeto-monsters, as it were.  

We both are.  

It Ryan Adams for me.  Dude’s a total creepshow, evidently, but he’s got some great records under his belt.  

WELL PLAYED

I mean his chiaroscuro technique is arguably unmatched, but GOAT?  Strong words, my friend...

Very enjoyable to read your writing. Thanks