OMG, is that how old she is? I aspire to look that good at 80.

I think Kim has reached peak botox. Jumping the shark now.

Thanks for explaining. Awww, that makes me so sad. Poor thing. So amazing she’s been able to recover! I don’t understand the bad abusive things men do to women. Makes me so sad.

How’s he going to make the sandwiches? No utensils on the list.

Huh? How?? Serious question-not trolling.

Thanks. I still don’t get it, but you did better than the incoherent, amateurish Gawker blogger.

No idea whut you’re talking about, but my curiosity is piqued. Too bad blogger-NOT a reporter-didn’t do her job and provide this essential context.

Also, if Gawker dies because of crazed billionaire Thiel, I will miss you, tomato troll. Just saying.

Um. You’re a tomato troll.

Weirdos!!

Ok, now I’m really confused. What’s wrong with premeditated? Am I missing something?

I am confused. As a Southerner, I say moun-un. Is that wrong? Who needs all these consonants? (CON-suh-nunnts)

I’m really confused. Does BYU say that a woman reporting sexual assault is violating the honor code??

I read the transcript too and she continually interrupted him-without explaining her client’s failure to appear for an assigned court date. Or the new petty larceny charge.

The transcript is readily available. Just click on the link in the blog write-up.

Yeah. I read the transcript. The judge is obviously a creep-but the PD’s client had a bad fact pattern. Blew off an assigned court accountability check-in date, which lawyer doesn’t acknowledge or explain-even tho judge is clearly pissed off about it- and client has apparently done another petty theft-also not…

Nope. No creepy, goatish goatee.

I am guessing justice of peace is equivalent to magistrate judge? In Georgia, magistrate judges don’t have to have law licenses. In Atlanta, they do, but in rural areas they often don’t.

Yeah, it jumped out at me that the judge calls her by her first name, instead of counselor. Not appropriate or professional. OK, yeah, she’s been spending a day a week in his courtroom for three years, so they know each other. So what?

Oh, God. I get your sarcasm—but too close to reality for me to be funny. :(