His voice is elegant and stentorian. We failed as a species when Spartacus finished on Starz and he never showed up.

Yo!

I run a hotline in my community. I will answer any questions people have about the Saw movies. It's safe and anonymous. I am willing to extend this service to the AVClub. Please, if you have questions… don't sit in silence. I'm here for you.

Speaking of movie fakery… the Heros in Broken Lizard did about 4 takes, actually chugging syrup, for that scene in Super Troopers.

Indeed it does.

The second point of the article: Black Filmmakers/Actors rarely get awards for non-slavery related stuff is the part that I agree with most.

Where were we when Man in High Castle came out?

'I think I'll find a nice diner somewhere' is my default mode of thought.

You're not 100% wrong.

I the classic 'I was going to stop doing this horrible thing. Then you told me to stop it. Now I am going to keep doing it just to spite you' line of thinking.

That does put a damper on things.

I'll give it a chance in 5 years. Honestly I probably won't give a fuck by then. Right now though, I can totally agree that a 'what if the Sputh won the Civil War' show is some weak sauce. There's already a show that covers the themes 'Confederate' wants to tackle. It's called Into the Badlands, and it's sublime.

Being afraid of slippery slopes is stupid.

HBO: Here's our new idea
AVC: Thats a bad idea, here's a few reasons why…
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That is not a slippery slope to censorship.

Fuck off hipster.

Sort of… they had drive engineers and the know how. The had the mobility to just avoid castles, Europe was also fairly depopulated due to a Crusade or two.

I had some extra free time. I don't feel like I wasted my time watching it, and it has a few tense and affecting arcs. I can't really put it in the 'essential' column though.

It wears you down after a bit, and has its merits, but the pacing doesn't get any better.

Huh… yeah… that would nip that whole Christianity thing right in the bud.

Well, Ah du declair suh. Ah find your mannuh most uunbecummin in this sultrah Summah weathah.