You wouldn’t catch me dead at that White House unless I was going to smack that orange motherfucker.

She’s sitting like a 50 year old tweenager

Truth. Teenage girls do it sooooo much, though, and I almost pity them when I see it. I remember being that age and thinking I could get anything I want just by playing dumb and being cute. I was wrong. They’re wrong. You should arrive at the conclusion of how wrong you are before you leave your teens. Kellyanne…

ah I see them now. I didn’t look real hard at the picture, and they’re stuffed in the back with Don the Con.

I apologize for yelling.

Seriously, WTF is she doing?

Her hair makes me angry.

The maniacs of this nation went all in on Michelle Obama for daring to wear a sleeveless dress and then we have this. Ugh. Just. Ugh.

She looks like a grownup handed her the phone so she would shut up while the adults were talking

What a trashy bitch. Show some respect. You’re in the oval office, you’re wearing a dress, people are visiting.

Didn’t Obama catch a whole bunch of shit for putting his feet on the desk (even though countless other presidents did it)?

(this is from 2015, how did he know?)

“I think people need to do things the right way, follow the rules and obey the laws, and I firmly believe in that,” local resident Lori Barron told the paper. “But in the case of Carlos, I think he may have done more for the people here than this place has ever given him.”

Immigrants are people — news at 11.

This reminds me of every conversation on the subject of politics I’ve had with my father in recent memory. It usually goes something like this...

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You know, you just never hear about this kind of crap with atheists. Yeah, some atheists are assholes - but they don’t, as an organization, advocate BEATING CHILDREN.

GWB was a terrible President who was woefully inadequate for the times he faced. But I never considered him an evil man with bad intentions (those who worked for him, not so much.) And he did get a one thing very right: he never blamed Islam for 9/11, and in fact, went out of his way to do the opposite. Had a white…