Just to recap Billy’s contributions so far this week: Ronaldo “freaked out” by kicking a ball far during training, and Arsenal are pummelling the champions of mighty Bulgaria.

It’s a good bit of training though. After having a few of these “buzz the tower” on me repeatedly over a couple of weeks, I am no longer afraid when doing my job now, where loads of little bastard yellow jackets come at me because my uniform includes a bright neon yellow MAINTENANCE shirt. I’ve read (and my…

I am never going to New Mexico.

Much like the Bears Defense they start off well and slowly get beat into a coma

Even if you wrote about the Xhaka tackle without watching it, it’s amazing how much better the soccer coverage is on here without Haisley grinding axes all over the place.

Okay, but did anyone kneel during whatever those backward countries consider an anthem?

fucking haisley man.

Just another stepover the line for Ronaldo.

Robot blogger Billy thinks if he uses enough “!!!!!!!’s” and mentions a popular athlete is “mad” he will somehow turn a mundane practice situation into clickbait....ah shit

She was talking about Timmy Fucking Chandler. In this specific case I agree.

To all the good dual-nationals, you gotta report any kind of any kind of problem.

And the Process proceeds exactly as planned...

How far can you punt a football?

But if they’d been throwing bananas and making monkey noises, UEFA wouldn’t have seen a problem at all.

It’s always that extra one that really surprises you.

Unsolicited Extra Fingers in the Ass?

Racism. Ended.

Look for FIFA’S anti politics task force that will end politics in 3 years

Yes. This is a picture of two tyrannosaurs banging. Here’s another.