Why don’t those dummies just use their hands, they would score a lot more goals that way.

Translation, Haisley really loved this highlight, enough for him to be motivated enough to write an article about junior varsity MLS teams.

Park Ridge is one of the nicest burbs in the country

Waaaait a minute there are republicans in this c0untry who spend money on political ads? That’s fucking bullshit

Deadspin’s leathal takedown of the daily fantasy industry reaches it’s crescendo.

Gronk talks like the classical date rapist, except you can’t rape the willing, Gronk is turned down BY NO ONE.

Dortmund is one of the 6-7 best teams in the world that no one gives a shit about. Plus their manager looks like the kind of guy that might want some butt action with Pulisic, which could hurt (or help) his backdown game.

He’s keeping us in suspense

I think you guys need to know what a troll account looks like, people in Buffalo don’t even start accounts with “GoBills2016" as their screen name let alone this joker

Martha Ford has the keys to the Ford family Nazi memorabilia dungeon under the ole Pontiac Silverdome, she should be way higher than 17 

Big toothed man with a squirrel on his shoulder and shit, what?

Waaaiiit a minute, wait a minute right here, there is a NEW mexico?

Agree, agree, yes

Julian Assange is just as much of a rapist as Bill Cosby, let us never forget. He’s a rapist doing the bidding of the Russians to help lower American sovereignty. He’s evil.

The politically incorrect answer is blacks are treated differently by cops because they act rougher toward cops than whites and always have, and that is indeed caused by institutional racism, blacks have had a tougher road and that leads to poverty generation after generation and that leads to crime. But that isn’t…

What the hell kind of name is Subhani?

Just goes to show that a higher power wishes Fisher to be .500. No exceptions.

He meant coming back and nicking a goal. 2-0, 3-1

I’d like to respond to Billy’s article, but I can’t because I’m in the gray because the sensitive little guy couldn’t take a gentle ribbing and he got me gray’d. What a sensitive dork.

That really isn’t the NFL’s issue, there was a talent boom in the last decade or two. That will keep the money down for cookie cutter athletes and will drive up the price for the vet that the team deems irreplaceable usually for some intangible reason.