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Did Screamer guy Billy Hailsey suspend me because I called his article of “poor ass trolling”?

Europe is pretty fucking brutal. It’s like a continent full of fart noises.

How about file it under threatening harassment against a group of players who are there to play a soccer match? If I was an Israeli Jew I’d feel threatened by that display.

The fact that many don’t see an issue here shows how screwed up morally the world has become.

Because they did it specifically when playing an Israeli team. Pretty fucking racist.

I think Calvin was better in his prime years of 2008-2012 than AJ. It’s all subjective, AJ, Julio, Odell all are capable of being the best.

Relegation won’t work in America, we have more than one sport to watch and we would watch something else if one of our teams spent a few years in the bush. Relegation is an answer to a question no one asked.

Any contest that allows 150 entries is not worth investigating, it’s already stealing regular people’s money so some jerk-off can just enter every lineup he can picking players almost indiscriminately. On a related note I just won me a single entry Fan Duel baseball contest (I didn’t win, I finished 2nd but won 500

Gary Johnson is shitting the sheetless mattress he sleeps on

I don’t know about you gang, but I just came HARD

Yasiel Puig would get decapitated for showboating like that

He tries to think about baseball

Dembele (who is going to be a huge star) looked green out there, Pulisic looked like he belonged, granted he only had to play 20 minutes and was fresh, but playing against Real Madrid in a big game and not looking like he had no business to be on the pitch at 18 is saying something.

After the August-May season, they have their big international competitions in June they then take half of July of, then back to training for the early August start of the next year. The players endure amazing amounts of cynical snark at levels that we just don’t see in America, the fans are rabid and abusive, players

Soccer is awful at stats.

Did Haisley sleep on Pulisic for a year because he didn’t fit his Miazga and American prospects are actually shit and the fanboys don’t see it schtick? Yes

My favorite is this unhappy irritated bit of not trolling:

11 stars and counting....

Is the article informative? Not really.

This is the best joke of the day.