NO YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH THE COCAINE

I searched “below average” and got a nice selfie.

Sure–

I will not will not will not spend the next hour finding the heaviest vehicle for the lowest price on CL. I will not make a spreadsheet of my findings. I just won’t.

My rare Midwestern Oxidization Coach Company 1986 Ford Ranger had built in foot coolers AND calf moisturizer/exfoliator.

“Tesla has determined that the driver did not have his hands on the wheel when the fire started, and is therefore at fault.”

Black 2000 Civic Si that I dreamed about for YEARS during my adolescence! Half a decade at least. On a fluke chance, while visiting a Mitsubishi dealership checking out the new Evo VII, I happen to glance up to see this perfectly stock (except for one or two bits) Black Si of my dreams! We made eye contact, never left…

They damaged his rear bumper

Come on. Drugs are awesome. Just use then judiciously.

I’ve no problem with people abusing their bodies, I draw the line when it puts others at risk.

2JZ.

Poverty shaming

Damn, the casting for Rush was picture-perfect.

Sending out dick-picks via Snapchat is a risky move. All it takes is a little slip of the finger and you’ve accidentally sent it to an unintended target, and then that’s it, brother. I was with a group of friends last year when one of the girls got a snapchat from her brother and it was his dick. She started screaming…

Lower EGT's to get to the same bhp.

2>1?

FINALLY, the RamCat logo has a place

yeah - I’m smelling a little sandbagging on the output of the R. Or, maybe the VW engineers came up with a device that lays on another couple pounds of boost when it detects a Focus RS in the lane next to it....

Solution, don’t let the revs dip.

Can I bring my hot tub boat?