...and exquisite taste in classic sports cars.

I beg to differ.

Looks like something out of Rube Goldberg’s nightmares.

Father God and Sonny Jesus! What’s that from?

This gave me a boner.

Uhh... fudge?

It’s so amusing to watch your stubborn anger grow in direct correlation to the timestamps.

Bingo.

...Major League Baseball has had ONE fucking rule that gets a person banned for life.

Now the only way Pete’s getting into the Baseball Hall of Fame is if they hire him as the night janitor.

Huff some rubber cement and it’ll all make sense, trust me.

Because the Pittsburgh Steelers have always maintained a long and storied history of hiring only men of the most unimpeachable character!

+1 backpack stuffed with singles

In the US you can sue anyone for anything. The real question is whether she’s got a case. And in this scenario, I’d say she most definitely does.

I’ve been watching the video of it on a constant loop. Just like porn.

I starred this. Me and all four of my burner accounts.

You must be new around here.

Or look the other way. Plausible deniability is how “good” cops manage to justify their inaction.

I have no doubt that if it had been a bunch of young white women who claimed a cop raped them, the investigators would’ve acted with more haste.

#BlueLiesMatter