Yeah, make like Al Cowlings with OJ hiding in the back.

Nah, he’ll suicide or take a shank to the neck long before then.

No, he’s vomit.

They’ll run everything concurrent on account of “mitigating circumstances,” as if being a local football star and writing a few legit tickets once in a while excuses his monstrous, predatory behavior.

About that face... looks like he has Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, doesn’t he?

Should have been his entire closing argument.

Interesting. Thanks!

Do 90 seconds of investigation and you’ll find out it’s not the comment that gets approval, but the commenter.

Why does the cop touch the rear taillight each time he approaches the car?

You’re just now coming to this conclusion?

Twenty-five years ago this thing was wearing a Bears jersey and the “artist” said it was a representation of Jim McMahon.

It was the highest trafficked Gawker piece ever published by a guy named Ernest.

Revolutionized journalism? Famous magazine editor?

I’ve always been convinced that George Bush Sr. was our most patriotic president since he married a woman who looks like George Washington.

Okafor would be impressed by that reach.

Who was holding the camera, Stevie fucking Wonder?

Maradona was a huge proponent of the aggressive high line as well back in the day. That’s a fact, jack.

You would HATE cheese curds.

Shameful. Fully-grown, non-autistic adults these days literally require an instructional manual to learn simple manners. When did kindergarten stop teaching this?

I bet you’re a hoot at parties.