I’m also a vegetarian and have no interest in imitation anything. If I wanted meat, I’d go back to eating meat. I just don’t see the point. The thing keeping me from going full-vegan is that I love cheese too much and I sure as hell am not going to eat fake cheese.

But what does it mean to be “dignified” and why is okay to police behaviour and sexuality of those who are X age? Why should she uphold societal expectations and definitions of dignity instead of resisting and doing what she chooses? Why was Prince’s sexuality always a positive and not hers?

FUCK HER AND TREVOR NOAH FOR ALLOWING HER ON THE SHOW.

So weird—I heard she’ll be 45 in January.

I appreciate and respect the sentiment, the bravery, and the integrity in taking a stand even in the face of violent opposition.

I’m a Hill staffer, and I’ve worked in politics since the late 1990s. (I’ve only worked with Dan Pfeiffer, and while he wasn’t bad, he wasn’t that great either.)

People who heckle comics must be suckers for punishment.. picking a fight with a person who is literally there because they are funny (and often incisive and quick thinkers), in a setting where literally 99.9% of the people present like them and are -at best- indifferent to you.

Someone please put Florida out of its misery and release rick Scott into the everglades where he and his snake brethren can live free.

it’s not the words “SORRY USA AND WORLD” written in crayon on a piece of light green construction paper.

My 37th birthday was last week, and I got taken out to dinner by a super cute guy 10 years younger and got laid. The days after that I went to a beer festival, went to the river with friends, got drunk, got high, got laid again, and then went on a boat in a different river, at which point I proceeded to get drunk and…

I was just on their GoFundMe page and they’re only $900 over their goal. C’mon Jezzies, we can help out. Maybe we can help them go home to an actual home.

Steve Benjamin is my mayor. His kids are adorable and I taught him to hula hoop. I love him dearly and think he’s fabulous. :)

Did he really say that? But that’s like...all the policy. I’m going to tell my next boyfriend that I’ll handle all the chores, as long as he takes care of the ones inside and outside the house.

According to her lawyers, Rosner felt that another instructor could assume responsibilities over the Spanish-teaching portion of the class, while she would focus on reading and writing.

Hello! To clarify: I was not being snarky—quite the opposite.

Seriously, it’s moments like this that make me proud to be a staffer for the Democrats.

Wanting to share that I have been a Bernie supporter, but I am so very proud to be voting for, and supporting Hillary Clinton. I did tear up at the end of the roll call, because I was proud that Sanders did the right thing and pledged his support to Clinton.

To the diehard Bernie people crying in these comments and, according to my TV screen, literally crying at the convention:

I’m 66 years old. I became a feminist when I was 5, and my older sister was told she could “join” a model airplane club my father belonged to. She could pay dues, but not attend meetings or meet because she was a girl.(My father promptly “unjoined” that club!) I’ve been waiting 61 years for today.

Dudebro rule of humor: Women aren’t funny. But making fun of women is always funny.