“Only I get to decide if I’m humiliated or not — why would people assume I am humiliated by my own breast, nipple or body?” she said. “I didn’t realize my boob was such a big deal — it was nothing to me.”

Yup. She gets to decide how she feels about it. I’m glad to hear it was a positive rather than a negative experience.

This should not be confused with my lawsuit over the fact that I spent almost a year training my waist and it still pees on the floor and bites the mailman.

“Why do you always talk about girls in such graphic terms?”

I am 25 years old and this is STILL MY FAVORITE MOVIE OF ALL TIME. I don’t know the lines to any other movie besides this one. I can probably recite the whole thing. It is fucking HILARIOUS and we can’t be friends if you disagree.

I died.

How many idiotic men do you think will make comments about her period?

Related, if you’re all not watching Full Frontal with Samantha Bee your lives are bleak and meaningless. For real, she is so smart and fierce and funny as fuck.

I will enjoy the tears of the misogynistic when HRC is elected president. It will feel so good watching them act like pissy babies when we have a female president.

I’m not sure it qualifies as victim blaming when you do something that ridiculous. The punishment obviously doesn’t fit the crime but he’s not a total innocent in this — follow the laws of the country you’re in, particularly when it’s a dictatorship with no diplomatic relations with your home country.

“ Things just went too far and someone got scared”

Things that have made my child cry: 1) he has to go to daycare. 2) he has to come home from daycare. 3) the waffles at the diner were the wrong shape. 4) the guy he just waved at turned out NOT to be 1996 Steve from Blues Clues. 5) It’s windy.

It’s on Jezebel because someone had to report this magical story, and Rachel Corte is clearly doing the lord’s work right now.

Michelle’s hair is incredible.

This is on Jezebel because there’s no reason it shouldn’t be.

I didn’t mind the way she handled the karate thing. And I thought it was awesome how receptive the karate teacher was to the criticism!

Ok, if you don’t want cookies, then donate to the organization directly. Are you doing that?

“if I don’t you will make me feel like I crushed a child’s dreams?”

The only thing that can stop a bad toddler with a gun is a good toddler with a gun. Arm all toddlers!

My right to undergo expensive healthcare(that i might not be able to afford...) due to my negligence and moronic bragging trump your caution and pleas for regulation.