Like Star Wars? 

He was the only good thing in Superman V. Batman: Dawn of Justice. 

Past and the Furious: Vin and the family go back in time to save Paul Walker, only they use too much NOS and end up in the Wild West saving Paul’s great-great-grandfather. 

I assume Bow Wow is standing on the shoulders of Lucas Black?

Except at the end he realizes that he is God. And then he turns into a giant sand worm. The End. 

Except Han isn’t dead.
Fast and Furious 13: The Search for Han

Oh well, Woodstock Poland is still on for this weekend celebrating their 25th anniversary. It’s just like Woodstock except for all the metal. 

Cue up that musical montage of you learning Internet Law — which I assume is hanging out in the worst parts of Reddit, regurgitating stuff that “sounds right”, and then passing it off as fact.  

The most fictional part of TWD is that Georgia could function at all without the rest of the states to help out. 

Why not mash up both concepts in one show?! 

The only crime committed here was against the laws of lyrical nature: 

Your comment is nearly identical to one I left four years ago. I’ll see you in court! 

While I enjoy this sexually charged back-and-forth between you and Yummsh, it’s time to get to the part where you’ve fallen in love and end this shit. 

I will have you know that even though I didn’t actually “watch” the movie in a “theater”, I’ve watched 17 YouTube videos which makes me an expert on this movie. 

“But I wanted to get that list of 80 down even more. And that’s when the real world culling began.”

-Confessions of the Facebook Serial Killer by The Ion Chef

Creepy Job, Internet! 

*takes victory lap, high fives everyone

ASMR is that thing where people whisper in a video so other people can jerk off to it, right?

I keep telling you that Nigerian prince WAS not your friend.

Shows like the Mandalorian aren’t going anywhere. so you won’t be missing out. Now, you may end up watching it three to five years later and find yourself wandering through the AV recap comment wasteland posting responses to users that were vanished during the great Kinjapocalypse...