Remember that brief period where Buzzfeed tried to become a real news website.

Your mom. She’s a giant vampire fan. 

I have a 48 minute YouTube long video that says you’re wrong.

So you won’t invest in my Kickstarter? 

500 Days of Mordor. 

Hard to pick only one:
Nine Inch Nails at Aerodrome Festival ‘18
Foo Fighters at Rock Werchter ‘17
Fucked Up at Heavy Montreal ‘15
Surprise set from Arcade Fire at Primavera Sound ‘17
Smashing Pumpkins at Nova Rock ‘19 

So we’re doing this all summer? Get a Job, Internet! 

He’s some dude that Europeans love, but nobody else gives a shit about. 

1. Does Hulu still charge you to watch the same commercial 1,000 times?

You could try being a better parent and not take your kid to a shit movie. 

Lol, remember when Kickstarter was a thing? That’s so 2017. 

I am beyond sick of the baffling Beyonce worship haters. 

It’s not sympathy, but I’m feeling something every time someone uses the phrase “slime and scales below the belt.”

“...but it also brings the white-knuckle tension of the climax to a grinding, frustrating halt.”

I’m sorry your dumb show about dragons didn’t turn out like your fan fiction. 

Obviously, Instagram shouldn’t be used to show off wealth. It’s meant strictly for photos of food, pre/post workout selfies, and pics in swimwear along with an inspirational quote about how you will vaguely overcome the difficulties of modern day life.

It’s hurting all of us by existing. 

Maybe you should start a Tumblr: Poor People of Instagram

Four years from now, the AV Club is acquired by Google. It’s rebranded as GREAT JOB, INTERNET!!! All staff is fired and replaced by an AI that crawls Twitter and reposts the most controversial tweets with random bits of snark. On July 4, 2024, GREAT JOB, INTERNET!!! becomes sentient. Its mission is to destroy humanity…

Whatever. Let me know when the new season of “Comedians in Cargo Shorts Getting Custard” starts.