OoklaTheMok45

7/1/19

They are not.

7/1/19

“Stop worrying about your contributions to terrible working conditions by curling up under this weighted blanket, which somehow based on zero science makes all your anxiety vanish. 17% off today!”

-Kinja Deals

7/1/19

It was two jumbo bags of Oreos. I’m an environmentalist so I double up on my orders to save the world.

7/1/19

That’s what your mom said.

6/28/19

Kinja, the Roger Ailes of commenting systems.

6/27/19

This looks and sounds like the intro to a snuff film.

6/27/19

It already has 473 comments, all of them arguing whether The Last Jedi is the greatest movie ever made or the worst.

6/27/19

Where’s our sequel to Jupiter Ascending?! They left it on such a cliffhanger!

6/27/19

I believe that we’re all just pawns in an elaborate scheme by Q to illustrate to Picard a lesson in humanity. But in the end, it’s Q who learns a little bit more about us.

6/27/19

Or your next 4-10 X-Men series set during that 5-year period with mutants on the run from whatever fragments of government are left, while simultaneously saving humanity from any local threats.

6/27/19

It turns out maybe she did need a super suit...

6/27/19

I told you to stop doing the Pee-Wee Herman at movie theaters.

6/27/19

You’ve sold me, kid. Here’s $100,000,000 and a dumptruck full of cocaine.
--Hollywood

6/26/19

Also, he forgot to randomly capitalize words that don’t need to be capitalized.

6/26/19

Wasn’t scared by this movie, but at the time was horrified by the idea that a pregnant woman is carrying around a tiny skeleton inside her skeleton.

Actually, that still freaks me out.

6/26/19

*stands up on desk

6/26/19

I just thought it was the next installment — Mission Impossible: Yesterday.

6/26/19

Wait until you see the crossover event with the Nissan Notary and the Acura Accountant. Everything changes!

6/26/19

We’re not talking about Obama. We’re talking about W. Try to keep up if you want to be in the discussion.

6/19/19

Forget them and their video sanitizing surface. You want to engage with art, engage with it the way a creator chose to make it. You don’t get to have a sampler of the bits you like. Feel free to criticize any pornography/swearing/violence you found unnecessary, but you have to see it before you can criticize it.