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I’m watching this for one reason only.

“Goldblums” are the only type of tender I will accept now.

God I hope not. We she her at headquarters, but in the 5 second trailer that’s just a flash of images, she appears to be in a completely different setting, almost like she’s sitting up in bed.

I’ve had this nightmare before, the kind when you know death is near. Keep a trashcan near your toilet (and it helps if you keep it relatively clean). Mine at the time was empty and had no liner, so it was an easy clean after, but holy shit did it save my rug.

Only stopping by to comment on that handsome doggo!

He is so much fun in Matthew Vaughn’s movies.

I love her priorities. Lady still wants to get laid her way, even in captivity.

IDK I thought it was hilarious, mostly because of the idea of princess who’s kinky as fuck.

I love Channing Tatum, if only for the fact that he plays an albino human/wolf splice with space roller blades and giant wings in my favorite movie, Jupiter Ascending.

Is Zach Quinto getting ready to play a 70's porn star?

Mark Hamill is just a delight, period.

I have never in my life hated a place as much as I hate LGA. It is hell.

Samsies. I’m a sucker for 1920s style covers.

15/10 would bang like a screen door in a hurricane.

Colin Firth is still an absolute fox.

This is the only gif I need.

For a minute I thought you were talking about Colin Firth, to which I was like, WHERE IS THAT DELETED SCENE?! Then I remembered Colin, God of Sex, and yes, somehow it was a moment of triumph and it was great.

It’s IMPOSSIBLE for me to finish the movie without feeling so ridiculously happy and uplifted.

Unpopular opinion around here, but Love Actually is one of my all-time favorite movies. It’s impossible for me to watch it and not come away feeling uplifted and happy.

One of my two girls is always entirely unimpressed and the other just takes it as an opportunity to crawl all over me as if she’s never received even a hint of affection in her life.