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All I want is a Static Shock movie. Or show. Or mini series. Or Podcast. Or animated series.

March 6th, when I have my tubal ligation, cannot come fucking fast enough.

No one knows it better than Phil Dunphy.

Oh thank god I’m not the only one who thought this!

Leslie Jones! She would make a HILARIOUS suddenly!Santa.

If Scottie the Dog gets voted out I will set the world on fire.

I’ve been using RS and Duolingo, along with podcasts for German, but Pimsleur looks promising! Near $40 for a whole audio set doesn’t seem bad at all! Thanks for the tip!

He’s not my fave, but he was enjoyable enough in FBaWtFT.

Because OF COURSE Laurel’s return would be all about Felicity (and Olicity). It’d be nice if the show could remove its mouth from her tit and realize that not everything has to revolve around her.

The only time I need cough medicine is when my allergies act up in early spring and I cough so much I can’t sleep. Then I go to the doctor and get cough syrup with codeine. It’s worth it, because I need to be able to sleep. Otherwise I do well enough with dayquil and the weak help it is.

I want that movie so bad.

Because of course Arrow is going to make Laurel’s return all about Felicity and Olicity.

DRAG HIM, NYC.

That’s my mom, as well. She has a victim mentality coupled with an entitlement complex the likes of which astound me.

We could bring back Celebrity Deathmatch to settle it.

One of my personal favorites was “without führer ado, Ann Coulter.”

Also, how fast can we get another Deadpool in time for that weekend.

Manly McManface

It's so hard to break. Growing up as a member of the Clean Your Plate Club, it's so difficult to stop.