They probably won’t freeze, but in being native to Africa it shouldn’t matter.

Correspondents Chugging Cyanide Party. Or CCCP, if you will

Sean Spicer is the human equivalent of getting soft cheese caught under your fingernails

Cognative dissonance is bad, m’kay.

It’s cook a sweet potato day...

Fallon will definitely put some alcohol on that burn.

My very good boy

A more interesting period would have been found in the goldrush. Transportation was winding down in NSW at the same time most free men and ticket of leave holders were working the gold fields and the sheep farmers were left with want for labor. Even with the new found wealth the gold brought, Australia was (as…

It really sucks that progressive change must be slowly rolled out for fear of mobilising violent shitheads. But when conservatives take power, they waste no time unleashing a torrent of regressive diarrhea and all we can do is start buying umbrellas.

It is easier to work in an environment where you are keeping 1 atmosphere in, as opposed to 1000 out.

No fucking shit. We could train goldfish to pick from bar graphs of projected revenue vs decisions made and the results would be the same. Just gotta buy the fish a middle age white guy suit, á la men in black

I wonder how long after the blasts will the forest fires started at Seattle and Portland merge?

Crotchfruit, ick.

That puts Eureka on another planet

I said Klamath County was nowhere near Humboldt, not Klamath National forest.

Nope, Klamath National forest is in Siskiyou county, also an inland county.

Klamath county is in Oregon, East of Medford, it’s nowhere near Humboldt county, Ca.

Any legislation designed to censor propaganda would inadvertently shut down fox news