A guy asked me to deep throat him and I am like, “he watches a lot of porn”. He is not the first, and will not be the last to have his ability to have decent sex warped by preconceived ideas of it.

As a rule I feel passion more than I show it, so I am fucked.

I just discovered Twitter allows porn. And I also just discovered that I am surprised by it.

You are not alone, my friend.

I will say from experience, it is a much rougher road. A lot of things don’t come your way. People (bosses) think you don’t work hard enough or have the passion because you are not trying to curry their favor.

I love Kara so much.

Yessssssss. Thank you. been thinking that all morning.

Its a complete and utter shame it is only 20 episodes in. I have so much more time to give to the Broad City show. Not like I am going to use my time to be productive.....

Straight dudes fall in love with each other all the time. And so do straight women. The question we really want to be asking is not if they are in love but if they are bumpin uglies.*

Rob’s. They are often petulant assholes

God YESSSSS. All the magazines tv shows reality tv malls internet is all about buying shit.

All for such a small purse.....

You can also be high on prescription drugs, as I have encountered with many a retail manager. I think drug tests are bullshit, but so are the assholes who are obviously under the influence of other drugs while working, prescription or no.

Yeah it sounds like he was caught drinking underage, not displaying predatory/pedophile behavior.......

“I can’t whip my dick out, I am in mixed company”-said Gentlemen Streaker I.M. Nudikins, Esq.

I think the other sharks hate his ass. I mean he hardly ever makes a deal, and his offers are total bullshit. I think Barbara Corcoran and Mark Cuban have to make a conscious effort not get their eye rolls stuck in that position

I lurve this illustration!

Order fully loaded potato skins, hun. See what your Ivy League Tool of a date is made of (Totally judging him)

I really like your perspective. I would have to agree. I guess I imagine a lot of men going “Is she better than me? Do a lot of other guys want her? Is she Maxim fuckable? Does she have a great personality(or a personality, because I don’t).

It is quite beautiful. I wish to take a nap on it, in it, near it.