I do NOT understand people who order "tea" and expect people to know what the hell they want.

"The fry guy/girl at Wendy's shouldn't be able to raise 2 kids on their hourly rate."

She's an idiot, too.

I had a car up until this year and typically ride my bike unless it's too icy/too far.

I don't know how old your friends are, but for me: I'd much rather wait the 5 minutes for an uber/lyft than 20-40 for a cab.

I'm in Detroit (obvs) and I've always called a cab (via telephone) to pick me up. It's the usual cabs one could hail but I'm pretty sure everyone just calls.

How would all these people be getting home were it not for uber? It's not like they would have stayed in. People are choosing to use an expensive car service to go out on a holiday. I don't see how that's the company's fault. It's not as if they are trawling through low-income areas. You need a explicitly order the…

Best episode of anything ever.

awwwwwwwwsome. I needed that!

and it's raw!

or both?

Are you fucking kidding?

I just gasped "ohmygod." That is the sweetest thing I've ever seen ever. I needed that today.

I like to whip it out and then when servers look at me like I'm an ass, I just say, "I'm nobody. There's absolutely no reason for you to know who I am" and continue to be my cordially drunk self.

Your SO and I had the same plan and our moms reacted identically. My dad was like "good job. Here's a $20."

Then you're golden.

I love your username so much.

That's what I'd expect (and it was the case when I was a barista in Northern CA), but everyone who has ordered a brevé at my current place of employment has been super nice and almost embarrassed that they are getting 6-10 ounces of half-and-half.

I kind of want to do it for her.

Which is why prep is the best job in the kitchen.