Yeah, I'm kind of surprised by the number of guys that are just waiting for Gisele's body/Hilary Clinton's intelligence/Lena Dunham's humor/Beyonce's classiness to just knock on their door and beg them to bang on the spot. Particularly because the vast majority of those guys are none/very, very few of these things,…
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THIS. My mom is bipolar, and yeah, sometimes shit was hard. It can suck not knowing what will set her off, or if you're going to come home to the happiest person in the world or the saddest. But guess what? Show me someone who was 100% happy with their childhood/the way their parents parented and I'll show you a big…
I sell bras, and it kind of baffles me how many people are so opposed to putting their daughters in the correct bra size. They flat out refuse to acknowledge their little angle is a 32DD, and it makes me want to scream. It's okay! She is not a harlot scarlet lady because she developed breasts, and honestly, stuffing…
I searched multiple fancy prep schools because I'm that deprived of a life, and in all fairness, people do seem to be mentioning them waaaay less than they did back in the day. I guess going to Nightingale-Bamford was impressive in the 1980s, but now it means nothing unless it was followed by Harvard or Yale...
Well in all fairness I'm 5'7 with 36 inch hips and every time I walk out of H&M I feel like a woolly mammoth. Their clothes run so. small.
Ironically, I changed my sheets far more often in college. In college, I got action and/or passed out on my sheets after a hard night partying that could possibly involve dried vom. Now that neither happens ever, and I pretty much always go to bed at least fairly clean, the task seems far less pressing.
I'd probably go for one statement piece- a great necklace or wonderful drop earrings- because overaccessorizing is best left for the MTV awards and V magazine editorials. Simple pumps, too; I would personally go for black, but nude always works. I'm team clutch when it comes to bags, but I'm old school and I'm sure…
Words cannot express how much I appreciate Elle's written content- they're the only fashion magazine that still dedicates a hefty number of pages to essays and features (by contributors who have something to say and say it well), but for some reason I just cannot bring myself to make it my favorite fashion magazine.…
When I want to find positive, non-objectified portrayals of women of all ages and races, I'm like "Better watch some porn!"
And thank you for that, for real. My cousin has sort of Paula Patton coloring- very light brown/beige skin, dark hair and eyes, visibly a woman of color with at least some black heritage- and her daughter has cornsilk blonde hair, piercing blue eyes, white skin and aquiline features. And I'm pretty sure the next time…
Eff that! My goal? One at 28, one at 43. Automatic babysitter, and by 43 I'll be ready for a few more lbs to fill out my face which, combined with being black, should make me basically wrinkle free!
True life: this plays on the CD at my retail job (meaning I hear it at least once a day, probably more), and I didn't realize this was the song; the moment I clicked play I had that immediate cringe one gets when thinking of something they are actively trying to avoid thinking about, like their first period or…
A Jewish friend once mentioned to me that his grandmother told him he could marry anyone he wanted "so long as she isn't black"... apparently while, unbeknownst to her, he was chatting up a black girl. #ancedotalevidence
I totally understand the "teens are going to have sex anyway" argument (because to my understanding most do, and should clearly be educated as to how to do it safely), but did I grow up in a totally different world than everyone else? No one in my extended friend group had sex in high school, save one or two people…
I'd give my eyeteeth to give Rush Limbaugh horrible customer service at an upscale boutique
Exactly. She's the Jan Brady.
Maybe it's just the psychology of it? I mean, I've never actually given a bj, but I feel like if I did, I wouldn't be into the whole "swallowing bodily fluids" business. I can't mentally separate it from blood or pee (weird, I know).
I figured Ben was gay around the Brideshead days (and no, not because Sebastian is gay); I was a big fan, and remain a big fan to this day.
Lots of rumors have plagued her career regarding the full extent of her drug use; some say she exaggerates to make herself seem edgier, others say since fame and money things got really dark for her, and really fast. A little coke back in the day and regular pot smoking now is alright, downright glamorous. But…
If I have children, I definitely want to do it as early as financially possible (hopefully, that will be at or around 30). Because once I'm 50, even if retirement is still twenty years down the road, at least I can spend money on random shit on my off days.