It’s why we can’t ever have nice things.

We invent very interesting things... then have to figure out how to handle them afterward. Because there’s always ‘That ASSHOLE!’ who’ll take something perfectly straightforward and use it in ways it was never meant to be used.

You’re their ex and mad that you can’t used his/hers Netflix?

My ex did this to me a few weeks ago, so now I have to pay for my own damn Netflix.

A few years ago my Netflix account got hacked by someone in Germany. I noticed when I started having weird things on my queue. No big deal, I changed my password. But they got back in again, and started watching more weird shit. So I changed my password again. Apparently this really made them mad, because they got…

I just wish whoever was watching Baywatch would fess up. I just want to know who got that on my queue.

There have been CYOA knockoffs from other publishers/producers for decades (like Pocket’s Which Way Books series in the ‘80s, and the MysteryDisc interactive movies from back in the Laser Disc era), so I don’t know why they’d suddenly have a problem with it now — unless it’s just that Netflix is a bigger, far wealthier…

I’m actually really surprised the kid has homework at all. My wife is a teacher and there is a growing trend to eliminate homework altogether. The only time my wife’s students bring work home is if they weren’t able to finish it at school.

He’s using Alexa to cheat on his “winter break math homework”?

Seriously, he showed initiative and cleverness.

You know who didn’t see this coming? Matt Murdock.

I’ll see myself out.

A “1st day at work at McDonald’s” story. I living with some roommates, and one day a friend of one of the roommates shows up. I asked how he knew one of the roommates, and he said the roommate trained him when he was working at McDonalds. He said, “The manager introduces me to this guy, john [my roommate]. Manager tell…

Nah, she’s not among us. After they went back to that Wal Mart, one of the managers there mistook her for an employee and asked why she wasnt at her register. She dutifully donned her apron and set to work, and she’s been at that register ever since

And she has a driver’s license.

This woman is among us, just walking around not noticing shit.

Champions Ballad provided the motorcycle, which was a game changer for me.

I quit the DLC during the stupid spike death shrine because I was rusty and it was a huge pain in the ass.

i’d argue the beginning of the dlc where you have to kill large groups of difficulty enemies without your good equipment is a deterrent to anyone that wants to get back into the game, everything else is golden but if your out of practice that portion can get super frustrating 

Sorry I was busy taking a shit, not giving one.

If you aren’t on my contacts list in general I am not answering the call. Like you said if it is a legitimate call they will leave a voicemail.