Well, you see, a black man became president and it reminded a bunch of white people how their grasp on everything was diminished to 99%.

Are you for real?! Mariah can’t even fucking walk without two aides to hold her up.

I still can’t believe The “History” Channel ran the old Planet Of The Apes (with Heston) in their lineup. It’s not primarily about human beings, and clearly not a true story but the part that really pissed me off is it isn’t even HISTORY, it is futuristic science fiction! Someone mentioned on this site that MTV corp.…

I don’t, but I can’t stand touching my feet, or anyone else touching my feet, or touching someone else’s feet, I have a problem with feet is what I’m saying.

I don’t but that’s in part because I’m terrified that when I put my foot down the soap will make it fly out from under me and I’ll fall and hit my head on the shower rack and slowly drown as the tub fills around my unconscious form.

nah. my feet are standing in soap water. they’re fine. it’s all fine.

Sadly this is the aftermath of a long standing tradition of corruption in the government run electric company who is currently in debt for millions but scoffs at the idea of letting private companies (aka competition) who have proper plans for renewable energy or better infrastructure set a foothold in Puerto Rico. It…

Also, here’s a few gifs of my favorite moments. I can’t find the one I want of Sterling K. Brown, which is annoying me.

My only disappointment with the winners is Andre Braugher losing again. Captain Holt is the best character on Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

Had no idea she abandoned the blog to write for this show. Good for her though!

I know this post is about Piper, but can we appreciate Daniel Sunjata? (I just started watching Graceland, and I love him so much)

Fancy Bears is Kristin Cavallari’s fantasy team name.

If they wanted to find a mass U.S. doping program, they could’ve just put on Fox News.

I cannot imagine voluntarily spending time with a teenager under any circumstances.

just here to be annoying and say rihanna wore it first!!!!!!!!!!!!

See also: Chaucer, Geoffrey.

Elizabeth Gilbert is still news. The fact that she was getting divorced broke a few months ago, a big deal for her legion of fans. Part of her brand would be sharing this info publicly. I believe she’s sincere here but I’m also cynical about it...then again, maybe she’s always been into women and denied that, which is…

I would wear the shit out of that sweater.

I think that my career in technology journalism speaks for itself, sir.