Reason No. 2,932 not to vote for Donald Trump.

Bill Kristol is an unmitigated moron, the breadth of whose stupidity is truly breathtaking.

While the United States Senate, that august body which is the World's Greatest Deliberative Body, is known as the saucer that cools the tea, the House of Representatives is better known as Romper Room for grown-ups, featuring such legendary minds as the Hon. Louie Gohmert (yes, he was a judge) and Blake Farenthold…

I don't think that General Tullius is free to talk right now.

Regardless of whether you like the Dog posts or not, they're worth it.

Say what you will about the Dog posts. They're worth it, if only for this Kinja notification.

On Wednesday night, four backwoods yokels squared off to decide who would be the GOP gubernatorial nominee at the GOP Idaho Gubernatorial Debates. Yes, I am passing judgment on them. And not because of their accents.

Not happy just illegally running a hotel or of your house in direct contravention of your lease and local ordinances? Now Storefront will help you open up your own retail location.

This week, as will be drilled into our heads, marks the 20th Anniversary of the Kurt Cobain's suicide. According to Loudwire, a local asshole named Richard Lee is suing the Seattle PD for not releasing the recently-released photographs earlier.

Mississippi enacted the Mississippi Religious Freedom Restoration Fuck Yeah America No Fatties Act.

There is presently a measles outbreak in Orange County, CA. This outbreak is the largest in California at present and has begun affecting neighboring counties. But who cares about Riverside County - that's where Poors live.

Three weeks out from Tax Day and the IRS has just determined that Bitcoin is property, not currency.