@HighontheHill: Krusteaz FTW!

@SinisterUrge13:

@PatrickSwayze: "Oh no! Not again!"

@Saudrapsmann: I LoL'd..then I saw the Hello Kitty sticker and was like...um...what?

Who remembers/owned those WINK mirrors? those things were awesome (cept at night)..

@ihatko: Sums it up. Oh, and don't forget that "kin" of yours that shows up when you least need'm.

@Cellsong: Um, the Hedgehog moniker was for how "flexible" he was. Gasp!

Sheppard, you're, you're alive!

@beekerstudios:

@Merricat: Iwonder as well. Considering thermal receipts are pisspoor medium for receipts, mine are usually on creditcard, so I sign both copies (merchant and customer), I put client's name(s) I am dining with and amount in pen.

That salsa's made in New York City?

Snow day!!!

@miquonranger03: Hey, all my sockets are metric! Damn easier than 9/16ths...

@WittyUserName: Yeah, they need to have a clearance aisle for outdated game wear. The pricing now is pretty high.

@RoofCoffeeCup: Make sure it is Real Mayonnaise and not that imitation sh-t.

@danio3834: +2

Next up, secondary colors along with primaries.

@Ryan Kennedy: I would assume the gear would not be engaged, and the clutch-switch disabled. It's doable, but then... crank calls!!

Video games for training are not video games, they are simulations. Cut the industry-dictated justification crap. Next thing you'll be preaching that videogames save lives and were made by God.

Took my friend's bloodpressure armband, wedged it in door and inflated enough to get the door open. I think locksmiths call their a bladder.