I almost asked if we were somehow related, because when I was a teenager in Florida I had a 1982 280Zx with t-tops and that weird sandy-gold-ish-brass paint color, automatic, and no working A/C, but it was the two-seater.

I’m thinking some stripes might be the business on my GTI...

NEEDS MOAR TEAL

They made a t-shirt

Goddamn, I needed this. These motherfuckers were the funniest goddamn thing I’ve seen in a while.

Excuse me, I need a cold shower. I’m hot to trot to do illegal things to this car and with it as well.

I’d watch the fuck out of that

I hate most everything about NASCAR. From the restrictor plates, to the lack of road-course racing, to the fact that not one of the race cars are actual cars you can buy off the showroom floor.

I have to go with everyone else and give it a CP.

that’s an absolutely Baruthian response.

One of these bad motherfuckers would be juuuuuust fine.

I’m white and I agree

Chuck Taylors and stick-shifts are still alive in this version of the future. Cool.

Jesus fucking Christ, this motherfucker...

WHY DO I SUDDENLY HAVE AN ERECTION!?!?!?

In-N-Out’s animal style fries are amazing.

I love this comic

I would ride the fuck out of a Super Cub.

I don’t know, maybe if states instituded some kind of payment plan for all tickets and fines over $100 instead of demanding you pay the ENTIRE fine immediately you wouldn’t have things like this happen.

this has given me a spiritual erection.