The last thing you want is a lousy tipper.

I’m Salt Lake City, and everyone’s the fucking way. We’re a fucking valley that gets plowed all the fucking time.

How the hell is a Focus interior considered nicer than a WRX’s?

The “honorable” FCC Chairman can suck all the bags of dicks all of the time.

Have you been talking to Jack Baruth?

i need to get this off my chest: I’m white and I hate white people.

Did Petrolicious do a video about his Mercedes Pagota about a year ago, or am I thinking about someone else?

Can we all agree that the bro-dozer-coal-roller types need to go to hell and die?

How about a Porsche Cayenne S? Used ones are all over the place for around $10-$20k and what’s left of your budget can be used for upkeep.

Buying a $100 used car from someone in SLO is not sketchy. However buying a $100 used car from someone in the Santa Cruz mountains COULD be sketchy; a friend told me it gets “meth-ier the further up into the mountains you go.”

I drove around in Salt Lake City on All-Seasons in the winter of 2015-2016 with very little trouble. Of course I was driving at low speeds on surface streets, but I think that’s the big thing. It also helps that UDOT keeps the roads pretty clear of snow.

Do you think Ken’s had the same trouble with head-gaskets as every other Focus RS owner has?

That could be handy, because I really want to put a stripe with the word “turbo” in the same style as on Porsches on the side of my GTI.

I remember when Clarkson did a review of one of these on Top Gear, goddamn the exhaust noises were amazing.

C’mon dude, BBS basket-style wheels make anything awesome.

Try a manufacturer buyback. If you bring a car into the dealer, and it sits for 30 days, the manufacturer has to buy it back. Granted, repairs must be attempted, but if there’s no parts available it works to your benefit. ONot only that, you must be repaid your downpayment.

Average people are not Jalops or into cars, they just want cars that have design motiffs of the 80s.

That game gave me ebola.

Roberts did what the Dodger fans have wanted: pull the starters earlier, rather than later.

The exhaust exits for the WRX, er Viziv, concept are... well fuck, I can’t think of an adjective, but they’re pretty awesome.