That sensible heel though.

Uh, this.

When one of the guys tried to stop her, she pulled his beanie off his head and used it to wipe herself.

I wouldn't be outraged if he was tried as a juvenile. I am outraged every time a young offender is "upgraded" to adult, in fact. Every time.

She was amazing — in her capacity for delusion and her white-knuckled grip on the alternate reality in which she seemed to live. She basically called Heather "ghetto" for daring to call Aviva out on her shit. She accused Carol of hiring a ghostwriter to deflect from the fact her own book sucked. She tried to feign…

I am non-British and yet I am still fully caught up on The Only Way is Essex, so......

Oh, please. You clearly know nothing of this woman and her vile, attention-seeking behavior. She wasn't fired because her employer refused to accommodate her health needs; she was fired because she's wholly unpleasant and loathed by fans and castmates alike.

she used the exact font one would expect Britney Spears to use.

Thanks. I just wanted to let everyone know that I am a Formula One racecar driver. I have never and don't ever plan on driving a Formula One car because I am monogamous with my scooter, but I just wanted you to know.

All 3 of these friends are assholes.

Wow, you're really cool, you know that? TEACH ME YOUR WAYS.

i refused to let my hair be brushed or combed, so my parents buzzed it off.

'Her sole contribution to [my wank fantasies] was being a hot, big-boobed blonde bimbo'.

Yep, sometimes you can see them thinking, "Wow, she is cool and intelligent and well spoken but she has fake boobs so she must be shallow and boring and stupid..." *Bzzttt* brain lock up because we all know people who have cosmetic surgery are vain, self-obsessed drones with no imagination and nothing interesting to…

And on Oedipus the King: "The incest part and stuff bummed me out." :(

Joe Giudice is the living embodiment of the way I feel after eating too much at lunch.

The song starts with the lyrics "When I was in the third grade I thought that I was gay" and goes on to tell his story and perception of "gayness". So I don't think Macklemore was attempting to make a "gay anthem" or speak for the LGBT community. The fact that the song became a hit and resonated with people speaks to…

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