Look at the wittle face. I just want to squeeze it, and smoosh it, and cuddle it, and.... I mean, cute dog bro.
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Fuck that shit.
Is that like an iPhone for your house?
Last year a house across the street from me was sold that hadn't been redecorated since the 1940s.
Don's old news.
I'm pretty sure I'm not. I'm 31 and my feed is filled with everyone's kids and grandchildren. I like it though - how can I hate on a chubby face or little tummy?
She hasn't. Mostly, she's just bought new jeans, because isn't that the point of a diet?
I absolutely love fresh pineapple. It is maybe my favorite food. But once at the school cafeteria, I just got an entire styrofoam container of pineapple, and as you said, my mouth was extremely angry with me. SO much acid.
For real. Sometimes I'll commit myself to eating an entire (1.5ish cup) container of cut fresh pineapple from the produce section, but by the end of it my tongue is super upset with my decision. I cannot imagine 2 pineapples in one sitting.
Two entire pineapples??? My mouth and tongue are basically covered in infected taste buds and canker sores just hearing about that.
The portion of this article after the second block quote was particularly good. And, despite the headline's assertion, there's no way your average Whole Foods shopper sets foot in Wal-Mart, either out of snobbery or conscience.
Katherine Heigl also made a Zzzquil commercial. She needs money.
This is nitpicky, but I think you mean Lucille Ball....
Uh... do you have anything to back that up? 'Cause I'm pretty sure that's not true.
It's sad that the ONLY positive we can take from this is "It's such a good thing the kid didn't have a gun!"
My friend and I were discussing that this morning; our first thought was "thank God the kid didn't have a gun."
All baseless accusations - she doesn't really have a leg to stand on here.
So much for "born this way"?
"Go for it" and "No worries" makes it seem like a conversation between two strangers reaching for the same donut, jeezus.
"She wrapped her legs around his waist. "I don't do anything slow."
I can hear the howls from the "Married with Children" studio audience.